(Source: street-ratchetz, via lamk93)
- stranger: whats your favorite type of machine to use at the gym?
- me: the vending machine.
I just had a little Batman trick or treater and instead of “thank you!” he said, “Gotham thanks you” in the lowest voice a four year old could muster.
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i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
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